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REASONS EMOS SHOULD BE LABELED A NOXIOUSE WEED..

<img:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v692/malefactor666/vikingemo.jpg>



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EMO KIDS ARE NOT HUMAN! (written by mandi)

They are actually a type of fish... i will first explain this by relating it to the reproductive cycle of the salmon..

The female salmon releases the eggs and dies, then the male
salmon releases sperm onto the eggs and aswell dies.So this is how i relate it to emo kids: since emo kids dont
actually have sex, cos they are too young, there population
grows there is only one way to explain this; the male and
female emos lay in bed and cuddle for a few hours, then the
female emo becomes drastically over emotional and kills
herself via slitting. the male emo deciding he cannot go on
without his mate also kills himself via sliting by use the
same razor. the blood of the dead emos mixes in the puddle
and out of that genetic mixture of blood rise new emos in a
greater number (usually ranging from 6 to 8 ) than needed to
create the batch.

thus we deduce that emos are in reallity not human, but a
type of fish.

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*Charlotte's contribution*

<img:http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a175/imbacon88/EMOFUCKS.jpg>

"BOOOOO FRIGGEDDDY HOOOOOO" *slash slash* (me an Guy have a cry over our gayness)

<img:http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a175/imbacon88/EMOo.jpg>

<img:http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a175/imbacon88/emu.jpg>
EMO???? scharlote needs to laern how to reed :P (and spele)

emo's smell like whingey music that makes even me go "eeeeeeew"
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EMO (ee-moe-)

a cross between skater punks and goths. two of the worst
geners possible had anal sex and a horrible mutant was born

it was emo

Emos are whinging little faggots who cut themselves.. think
only of themselves and how pitifull thier existance is..
they are attention seekers,and try to be hardcore.. in
actuality they have no core and are a soft and as poserish
as humanly possible.
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this is an example of what a simple guitar can do to influence
the musically ignorant working class:
<img:http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/slipbik/metal.jpg>

maybe we need such a device for emos?!
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Here I will attempt to demonstrate the effect some good old fashioned metal can have on an emo kid.

Here we see the emo fag before he becomes enlightened.

<img:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/smeagol_deagol/capn_emo.jpg>

We will now introduce some of the following:

<img:http://www.slateman.net/images/emperor/Emperor%20-%20Logo%20II.jpg>

I believe the results speak for themselves:

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a present from [earthkynd]

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Tidings from [-elv-]
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Added by [Bad Wolf]
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2006-01-08 [toycar]: geee, the used lyrics are more like 'love is not like anything, especially a fucking knife' >.> which, is...actually a line, from one of thier songs... *dies*

2006-01-09 [ubermarcus]: Look for the song Fetus Pie - I Want to Kill an Emo. It sums it all up quite nicely I think

2006-01-09 [woundedsoul]: hehehe those guys are sweet!!! you can listen to their stuff on myspace.com.. they are in our top 8

2006-01-09 [999999#####]: wiggety. oh yea i saw an emo the other day at the summernats. no shit he had the fringe black girls pants from supre. and yea emo....

2006-01-09 [imbacon88]: i saw heaps of them in campbelltown today, at the mall- *shudders* they all looked so try hard like, and so sad, every one of them black and pink hair, grandpa pants, chains, eyeliner, EVEN THE GIRLS

2006-01-09 [999999#####]: ewwww....... *vomits*... i would love to just go an bash all those emos an leave them bleeding and crying on the cold hard mall like floor. yes. yes indeedy.

2006-01-09 [imbacon88]: then walk over them in high heels! honestly this emo, 'fad' / 'trend' is so gay!! i mean why can't people just find there own thing and not give A FUCK ABOUT WHAT ANY ONE ELSE THINKS! who gives a rats arse anyways!!!

2006-01-09 [999999#####]: yea go sharly!!!!!!! wot she said. again but louder and pointed at emos....everywhere

2006-01-09 [imbacon88]: GO TEAM US! but on the contrary...... we should probably stop wasting time abusing them............. and do something a little more inventive.......... LIKE THROWING MONKEY FECES AT EACH OTHER!

2006-01-09 [ubermarcus]: I had monkey feces once but I ate it :-(

2006-01-09 [imbacon88]: well, after all it is all just recycled food!

2006-01-12 [imbacon88]: i saw a chinese emo today.............. with one chunk of hair at the top spiked, the rest glued over his face.... hehe i laugh and poke

2006-01-18 [~HYPERION~]: ewwwwwwwww...hahaha

2006-01-18 [FiSHr.]: pie........what?

2006-01-19 [imbacon88]: i love you Corpsey :)

2006-01-19 [999999#####]: i found this on some emo guys page.... we should all kill him hey         <img:http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b329/randombloodbath/thHotthairforsomeemokid.gif>

2006-01-19 [FiSHr.]: yes kill kill it, I command ye

2006-01-19 [999999#####]: ok den...................... *takes one big mighty swing and..........spppooottchhhhh. off comes the emo head*..............hahhaar!

2006-01-19 [FiSHr.]: good

2006-01-22 [toycar]: my current display picture on elftown, will hurt all your eyes. teasing emos is too easy. >.>

2006-01-22 [~HYPERION~]: haha

2006-01-23 [imbacon88]: i'm still waiting for the emo release of 'Last Resort'  that will be the day:P

2006-01-23 [~HYPERION~]: its emo any way....GARR!!!

2006-01-23 [imbacon88]: yeah, but a more wingy than the original, lots :) the original isnt as emo to its full potential Tobez

2006-01-23 [~HYPERION~]: um..."cut my life into pieces"and "dont care if i die bleeding"...hahahaha if you can winge more than that i will give you a medal....then take the medal off you!!!....AND KICK YOU IN THE NUTS!!!

2006-01-23 [toycar]: but she has a vagina toby. O.0

2006-01-23 [FiSHr.]: but thats my job....not the stick mans job

2006-01-23 [The Magus]: thankyou for new additions! its like a wonderful garden of emo corpses now :) good job you peeples! whe!!

2006-01-25 [earthkynd]: oh sorry sorry, lord corpse maybe the stick man could the purple haired emos? :D

2006-01-26 [~HYPERION~]: RARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-01-26 [~HYPERION~]: yes but i will kick some emo in the nutz instead

2006-01-28 [999999#####]: uuum....hey what do you get if you cross an emo guy with a cheese sandwitch?

2006-01-28 [toycar]: ...an emo guy, with a cheese sandwitch...maybe? .... and lord corpse went emo. o.o

2006-01-29 [999999#####]: meh??.....uum nope... try again

2006-01-29 [ROTTING FLESH]: what been happing in here

2006-01-29 [imbacon88]: i want to know now!!!

2006-01-29 [ROTTING FLESH]: lol yes we demand answers

2006-01-29 [imbacon88]: TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM  *POKE POKE POKE

2006-01-29 [ROTTING FLESH]: lol

2006-01-29 [999999#####]: haharrr!!!!

2006-01-29 [imbacon88]: i dislike you Random..................................

2006-01-29 [imbacon88]: TELL ME NOW!! ONLY ME............ I WONT STOP JABBING YOUR GIBLETS.................... *JABB JABB

2006-01-29 [999999#####]: uuuummm sharlie.....thats not my giblets.....that is a herring.

2006-01-29 [imbacon88]: oooooh no.... you're saying i put that herring in my..........

2006-01-29 [imbacon88]: hat

2006-01-29 [ubermarcus]: You must use it to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest

2006-01-29 [999999#####]: cut dorn a tree with a herring? are you mad sir?

2006-01-29 [imbacon88]: NIH NIH NIH NIH NIH NIH NIH NIH NIH NUUU NUUU. no no you're saying it wrong its 'Nih'

2006-01-30 [toycar]: Are you doubting a herrings abilities. shame on you...sir.

2006-01-30 [albert]: A hesitational sir? is this because you doubt he's a gentelman, or becuase you doubt he's a man?

2006-01-31 [~HYPERION~]: GHARRR!!!

2006-01-31 [powerz]: hahaha me and toby r going to bowral high now lots of emo bashing hahahhahah

2006-01-31 [imbacon88]: oooof! you poor poor little souls! i hope Bowral high is well warned of Toby's stabbing random people and such~ :)

2006-02-01 [powerz]: hahahahh like eny 1 would beleve that hahahah

2006-02-01 [ubermarcus]: How can anyone be afraid of someone with such pretty hair and rosey cheeks?

2006-02-01 [powerz]: and hes small

2006-02-02 [imbacon88]: but he's stabby!! ree ree reee reeee, "oooow look ad im stabby- aint he coooote!! " i says

2006-02-02 [999999#####]: yar he got coooties..not from me though sharlie. sharlie.....

2006-02-02 [powerz]: o.O

2006-02-02 [imbacon88]: i never hadded them cooties!!!! i never touched a boy

2006-02-02 [powerz]: hahahahhahahah ..........*is smart*

2006-02-02 [999999#####]: ha!!!! don make me wollop...... wot bout that tharrr boi wot done all the hollerin an wotnot,,

2006-02-02 [imbacon88]: wtf tim?? that is by far the most spastical thing i've ever heard you say !! :D

2006-02-02 [powerz]: hahaha yay............no 1 thinks im funny ahhaha

2006-02-02 [imbacon88]: i think you're funny guy. i mean even the name is longing for its own theme music.

2006-02-03 [toycar]: I think you are little. Like toby... its like. awh. *pokes*

2006-02-06 [powerz]: *is muscular* hahahah

2006-02-06 [999999#####]: haha! like hehe! look at it.... sharlie....are you serious?'

2006-02-06 [powerz]: oh yeh she is hahahh *in man voice*

2006-02-07 [imbacon88]: serious about what dearest little timmy man?

2006-02-07 [~HYPERION~]: guy your like 1 foot shorter than me and you said i am small/little hahahah, fag!!!

2006-02-07 [imbacon88]: im bigger than both of you :) and i'm a wussy little girl ><

2006-02-07 [~HYPERION~]: shooosh*spittles everywhere*........cherish me like a pharoe and bow at my royle feet!!!

2006-02-07 [imbacon88]: MORON

2006-02-07 [powerz]: but i can beet you up toby hahahha

2006-02-07 [toycar]: And i could beat you up guy. So that's not saying much about the both of you now, is it. *is tough*

2006-02-07 [powerz]: pfft your smaller than me crena *is man*

2006-02-07 [toycar]: and?...

2006-02-09 [woundedsoul]: *goes wee wees on a nearby fence*

2006-02-09 [999999#####]: haha hey toycar  [999999#####] is proud of you...

2006-02-09 [powerz]: owwww*feel shut down*dam you

2006-02-09 [toycar]: May i remind you, that you have no ears, little man.

2006-02-09 [imbacon88]: ooooooooh yucky i just leaned casually on a nerby fence BRETT YOU'RE YUCKY

2006-02-09 [powerz]: o.o

2006-02-09 [imbacon88]: see bretts coment above! dick weed!!! hetehe

2006-02-09 [toycar]: I've peed on a fence before. And imma girl. miss.

2006-02-09 [imbacon88]: really??? i havnt even pee'd outside before!!! crena will you be the one to de-rail my potty training? :D

2006-02-09 [powerz]: ewwwwy

2006-02-09 [toycar]: O.o Obviously you haven't ever been drunk enough. I guess i can help with that, but im not going to be helping you pee, dearest. >.>

2006-02-09 [powerz]: i have but the times i have tryed to pee out side 1 of my frends runs over and pushed my into it then i smell.....lol

2006-02-09 [imbacon88]: hahah! only a true friend would do such a thing :D

2006-02-09 [999999#####]: sharlie... you've never peed outside???? sheeesh girl what is wrong with you?? outside peeing even for girls is the coolest... everybody is doing it these days..

2006-02-10 [ubermarcus]: You ain't cool unless you've peed your pants

2006-02-10 [toycar]: I remember i helped my friend in primary, she peed her pants, and i pushed her into a puddle, so people wouldn't tease her. awh ^.^

2006-02-11 [imbacon88]: aaaaaaaaw you're going to heaven! :P

2006-02-11 [toycar]: Erm, i am? .........

2006-02-14 [~HYPERION~]: umm now i know y my family dont want me anymore...i like very rarly pee inside i just figure flushing the toilet is to much hassle.......like at guys i just walked onto the veranda and peed insted of the toilet../.

2006-02-14 [toycar]: But that's a very endearing quality, its like youre a little dog...you know. Everyones gotta love...little dogs.... *nods*

2006-02-14 [ROTTING FLESH]: lol yeh

2006-02-14 [woundedsoul]: pats [~HYPERION~] on the head

2006-02-15 [ubermarcus]: gaffa_fetus is like Paris Hilton's little dog, except with mange and rabies

2006-02-15 [toycar]: holy shit, i think my spleen just exploded. You shouldnt make one laugh, that much, sir.

2006-02-15 [999999#####]: *smiles and nods head at* [ubermarcus]

2006-02-15 [imbacon88]: i feel the urge to mention someones name..... just like [999999#####] did previously

2006-02-15 [powerz]: and [woundedsoul] as well

2006-02-16 [woundedsoul]: what did I do?

2006-02-16 [ubermarcus]: oh, what DIDN'T you do...

2006-02-16 [powerz]: owww o.O??

2006-02-16 [imbacon88]: im so lost! it's all guy's fault!! everything was perfect... YOU RUIN EVERYTHING - RUINER!!..........*my sister likes you*

2006-02-18 [woundedsoul]: *kicks guy in the mummy/daddy button*

2006-02-18 [woundedsoul]: waaaaaaiiiiiit, you have a sister?

2006-02-20 [~HYPERION~]: iam makin black thorn t shirts and long sleeve are 30 dollas andi am makin emo hatingshirtsbut youwill have to ask me so i can make them in bulk and yeahcontact treelo or me if you want a cool shirt.....blac with white or black with silver

2006-02-20 [ubermarcus]: I also have Toby's hoody. For a mere $20 it can be yours!

2006-02-21 [toycar]: If you get his pants, ill pay you 30...

2006-02-22 [ubermarcus]: And if I get in his pants he'll have to pay me $30

2006-02-22 [imbacon88]: but Tobiees legs are only little. i doubt you would fit WEsBiE

2006-02-23 [toycar]: I'll also pay $30, to see that.

2006-02-23 [woundedsoul]: I'll probably throw up if I see that.. but I'll pay $15 if the do it in public

2006-02-23 [toycar]: ...and let crena take photos, said brett.

2006-02-23 [ubermarcus]: Hey you know I'll try anything once. Especially in public. Throw some beer into the mix and you'll have to pay me to keep my clothes on!

2006-02-23 [~HYPERION~]: woot in the end i sit cold and disturbed in the corner swaying back and forth..........

2006-02-23 [toycar]: Oh well, we all make sacrifices. Yours is just your sanity, but im willing to let you give that up...so long as i get photos.

2006-02-24 [imbacon88]: make me a copy, i'll give you $30

2006-02-24 [~HYPERION~]: dammn every1 is tryin to sell my shit and plus i live next door to joel so i have to have increased security any way

2006-02-24 [powerz]: hold your sis likes me charrly?? hahahah

2006-02-28 [~HYPERION~]: hahahah guy you stud...................

2006-02-28 [999999#####]: just like to add summin................. there you go.

2006-02-28 [powerz]: k lol

2006-02-28 [imbacon88]: my sister thinks your hot and wants to play dress ups with you.... lol

2006-02-28 [earthkynd]: o_O

2006-02-28 [ubermarcus]: That reminds me, you still owe me a makeover

2006-02-28 [earthkynd]: woo

2006-03-01 [999999#####]: hahahahahahahahahah!!!!

2006-03-01 [powerz]: oh ow

2006-03-02 [imbacon88]: ooooh ooh !! yus yus, weeeeeeeeeeeeeezbiaaaaaaan a make over would go well with your new wardrobe (and when i say that i mean my frollicking dress, as i am still naked)

2006-03-02 [member - deleted]: here is a quote i heard from my friend "i wish grass was emo so that it would cut itself" what do you all think

2006-03-02 [woundedsoul]: ahhh, yes.. I have seen that all over the net. hey, I wanna makeover too... I think

2006-03-02 [toycar]: i like dressing up animals, like my dog... yes.

2006-03-03 [999999#####]: mmmmmmm can it do tricks?

2006-03-03 [powerz]: yeh like be dumb hashahahhahahaha joke

2006-03-03 [toycar]: uh... 'Melly' can do tricks, yes. I taught her how to shake hands, rollover and bow and some other things, using craft singles cheese. She likes cheese lots.

2006-03-03 [999999#####]: hmmm can she make me a sandwitch?

2006-03-03 [earthkynd]: nazis are stupid. who agrees?

2006-03-03 [ubermarcus]: I'm sure they're just misunderstood. They tried to make friends but went about it the wrong way

2006-03-04 [toycar]: I thought Hitler was hot, just somewhat misguided, and psychologically unstable. But still, hot.

2006-03-04 [member - deleted]: nazis hah in other words my english class lasts year, yeah they suck one of the biggest cocks in the universe

2006-03-04 [earthkynd]: huzaa. yeah they just tried to be friends with the jews, but they didn't want to. so hitler got a bit angry.

2006-03-04 [earthkynd]: oisky poisky kapitinsky. but still it's true that they blow.

2006-03-06 [~HYPERION~]: hahahahaha plop......but hitler got germany out of the depresion and they were like the worst in it and they became crazy rich so i figure all those poor people were like yay hitler...then he lost his mind and try to create crazy riche-ness*cant spell* and they were like woo man maybe you should kinda...not haha

2006-03-06 [imbacon88]: me and guy are kool!

2006-03-07 [woundedsoul]: you guys are emo fags

2006-03-07 [toycar]: I should but up that ultra un-funny picture of me, posing as an emo :D

2006-03-07 [~HYPERION~]: posing.....crena thats every day life for you.....wake up, get breakfast(razor loops),go to timezone and take photos of you shooting you self with the gun from time crisis , dry sex with scratches on you and then go to bed with candles and hawthorn heights...EASY!! imen EMO!! *cough* hahahah sorry crena

2006-03-08 [toycar]: gah, and here i was thinking noone knew. shucks.

2006-03-08 [999999#####]: <img400*0:http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b329/randombloodbath/Sharlies%20party/IMG_0295.jpg>        this is emo

2006-03-08 [powerz]: hahahahhah omg thats fuckking funnyer than wat i had on

2006-03-08 [imbacon88]: get toby to make me a tshirt with that pic on it haha i love you wes!!! *cuddles

2006-03-08 [ubermarcus]: Jesustittyfuckingchrist! That is the best photo of me EVER!!

2006-03-08 [imbacon88]: im concerned.... where were you going to put your fingers?? o.O

2006-03-09 [~HYPERION~]: in his gay hole hahahaha

2006-03-09 [999999#####]: no. in yours. it felches better.

2006-03-09 [999999#####]: <img600*0:http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b329/randombloodbath/Sharlies%20party/IMG_0290.jpg>   look no brain in these two.

2006-03-09 [member - deleted]: why is toby transparent, does he like not have a soul or something?

2006-03-09 [ubermarcus]: Maybe it's like in The Ring. It means Toby will die in 7 days.

2006-03-09 [imbacon88]: that is such a freaky pic!!! are you sure it isnt just a picture of me, but some nice person digitally added a toby to make me look popular?

2006-03-10 [member - deleted]: maybe he is dead now?

2006-03-10 [member - deleted]: charli, no one could make you look popular : )

2006-03-10 [999999#####]: no he moved when i took the photo. and he has no soul.

2006-03-10 [999999#####]: <img300*0:http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b329/randombloodbath/Sharlies%20party/10249cc5.jpg>

2006-03-10 [toycar]: I dressed up and ended up looking like avril once. Then i groped a large statue in an apron. ...

2006-03-10 [imbacon88]: AWH!!! THAT IS LIKE THE BESTEST FOTO EVER :P can u put all those pics in the actual page not just the comments? i dont want to lose them, we're too koot YEEEEEHEEE TEE HEE

2006-03-10 [imbacon88]: the next party that we have will have to be an EMO dress up lol :P

2006-03-10 [ubermarcus]: I'm not sure I could pull that off :-(

2006-03-11 [~HYPERION~]: dick heads thats jason not me !!!!!

2006-03-11 [~HYPERION~]: wait now i see it dont worry

2006-03-11 [999999#####]: i sent you a thingy to visit my photobucket page did you gets it sharlie?

2006-03-12 [imbacon88]: yeah but the link didnt work it comes up with your username then the password thingy message me your password.... come ooon you can trust me ^.^

2006-03-13 [imbacon88]: i gots it random thanks! all thems pictures are sooo preddy :)

2006-03-14 [member - deleted]: preddy? photobucket? what the hell is going on?

2006-03-14 [imbacon88]: never you mind schmendall you poor little soul, i forgot to go to that 'oh so very important' work meeting tonight hahah

2006-03-15 [member - deleted]: i was sick, so i got out of it :)

2006-03-15 [imbacon88]: i dont think anyone went! haha my car broke! it no longer turns right! its still driveable though i just cant steer that way hahahar

2006-03-15 [member - deleted]: wow sounds safe-like

2006-03-24 [The Magus]: frog luvs the drawing by Mr mi;lles.. it wos funny

2006-04-30 [~HYPERION~]: raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

2006-04-30 [imbacon88]: does anyone know the emo dude from schmendalls most recent contribution? or is he just some random emo?

2006-04-30 [~HYPERION~]: DIE!!!

2006-04-30 [imbacon88]: me? ooow ok :(

2006-05-01 [~HYPERION~]: green is cool

2006-05-01 [imbacon88]: vomiting in public is not fun

2006-05-01 [The Magus]: HAHAHA!! MAD PICTURE SChmenadaldldllall awsomness!!!

2006-05-02 [~HYPERION~]: lalala

2006-05-02 [member - deleted]: can't remember where i found it, but i am just happy to make a contribution

2006-05-02 [powerz]: hahah thAT emo looks like a dick

2007-07-01 [André]: This is pathetic...

2007-07-01 [Glassphyxie.]: No, this is SPARTAAAAAA.
...hi everyone :3

2007-07-08 [The Magus]: PWND~1

2007-08-14 [999999#####]: they feed emos in canada to the bears.

2007-09-15 [ubermarcus]: The only bears we have here wear leather and have handlebar moustaches. I don't like that kind. THey're not cute.

2007-09-16 [MotherSOUND]: This isn't Sparta, [Glassphyxie.], this is the EARTHQUAKE SHELTEEEEER.

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